Having finally quit smoking about six months ago, I've still got it on the brain every now and then. Like most smokers, I wasn't concerned with the various health consequences, and like most twenty-somethings, I feel like I'm going to live forever. I'm not sure if this shirt is exactly pro- or anti-smoking, but it's a portrait of me as a smoker - able to occupy oneself at parties, very cool-looking, rotting away on the inside, and unconcerned with tomorrow's consequences.

Or, maybe you can just find something in common with a mummy who's so bored with life and undeath that they're trying to cut it short by the tastiest means possible.