Having finally quit smoking about six months ago, I've still got it on the brain every now and then. Like most smokers, I wasn't concerned with the various health consequences, and like most twenty-somethings, I feel like I'm going to live forever. I'm not sure if this shirt is exactly pro- or anti-smoking, but it's a portrait of me as a smoker - able to occupy oneself at parties, very cool-looking, rotting away on the inside, and unconcerned with tomorrow's consequences.

Or, maybe you can just find something in common with a mummy who's so bored with life and undeath that they're trying to cut it short by the tastiest means possible.

As part of NATURAL SELECTION, this item is priced to move, and will be discontinued at 11:59 PM EST JUNE 4TH.