Hey buddies, I have been crackin’ on a rough draft for Intramural Zombie Hunting League membership cards, which will be available once I decide whether they’re good or not and get them done…so here’s what I have so far. The only problem is that the back probably requires the buttload of text that is on it, to be official/fun, but we’ll see what you all think…
Just in case you can’t read the text on the back, here it is:
THE BEARER OF THIS CARD IS A MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING OF THE INTRAMURAL ZOMBIE HUNTING LEAGUE AND IS THEREBY ENTITLED TO THE FULL BENEFITS OF MEMBERSHIP. IT’S A DANGEROUS WORLD, AND YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO FIGHT ALONE.
THE INTRAMURAL ZOMBIE HUNTING LEAGUE CAN NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS IN THE FIELD AND ANY INJURIES RECEIVED IN COMBAT, WHICH MAY INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO CUTS, BRUISES, SPRAINS, FRACTURES, BREAKS, SEVERE BLOOD LOSS, DISMEMBERMENT, DEATH, AND UNDEATH. AS ALWAYS, WE ASK THAT YOU NEVER FIGHT ALONE, ALWAYS PROCEED WITH CAUTION, AND THAT YOU KILL AS MANY ZOMBIES AND/OR VAMPIRES AS YOU CAN. GOOD LUCK, AND GOOD HUNTING.
IN CASE OF UNDEAD INFECTION, PLEASE TAKE THE FOLLOWING COURSE(S) OF ACTION DEPENDING UPON THE SEVERITY OF THE SITUATION: SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION, FIELD AMPUTATION, TERMINATION, LAST RITES, LEAVE ME IN THE FIELD, OTHER (SPECIFY).
Anyway, let me know what you think - I’m gonna take my roommate to work and grab some lunch and then get cracking on orders again, and hopefully I’ll hear some good things from y’all…just looking at it here, it looks like I’m gonna have to enlarge the text boxes on the front and back, at least.
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Oh man, those cards look SWEET! About the only thing I’d suggest changing is maybe the skull, I’m not so sure I like it that much, maybe the crest would look better, or the skull from the crest. Oh, also maybe centering the signature box.
What are you thinking of printing them on? They’re pretty funny. But “cannot” is one word.
ahhh, thank you. I’m gonna just get them printed on cardstock like a thick business card or something and then people can just fill them in and laminate them on their own.
things I am currently doing: trying out the crest on the front instead of the skull, reformatting the text so there’s more space between each line, and I lengthened and centered the signature bit.
Hey I’m making a short indie film about zombies. I would love to have your membership card in my film. I’d be more than willing to give you film credit and link the movie site to yours. e-mail me back about what you think: tmarquez499@hotmail.com
Oh man.
I am so there.
I received one of these cards with my new IZHL t-shirt, and thought it was very clever. It combines the fun of the IZHL with the full seriousness of legal pwnage, as well as providing the valuable service of quickly identifying the player’s wishes if infected (termination is the only true way - but “leave me in the field” provides the opportunity for payback).
It looks professional, like it might actually be for a real organization (which it kinda is, I guess). I might end up carrying it around in my wallet. Okay, it’s already there.
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